Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off

"Oh boy, what do you got under that shirt sweetie? I bet it's a good heart." I watched this and laughed my ass off so many times, I don't remember my name anymore. I've heard so many versions of these, but I never funny ones like these.

I however feel the need to clarify that I would not want a guy that is especially good at holding babies or love commitment, but still. I will even test out the "Hey nice shoes, wanna spoon?" one, just to see if it works.

"You hear me, you hear me? Yeah, cause you're a good listener".