Bitch don't kill my vibe

Today I read an article about a guy who went to Mexico to kill himself, and it was actually really great. So great actually, that everyone should try it. Not the killing yourself part, but the rest.

"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all."

Also, South Park made a alcohol commercial you should also see.