Bitch I'm a muthafuckin Martian, I'm a goddamn Goblin.

It's magic Monday today and for all of you that hates Mondays, well how should I put this, Monday probably doesn't like you very much either. And you can also pretty much fuck off if you're going to hate things as simple as days. People who hate insignificant, but still super relevant things like random days of the week can not be trusted as they might just start to hate random stuff with no warning what so ever, and there is nothing more regrettable than hanging out with someone that all of a sudden hates random shit surrounding you.

Mondays can be a fucking great thing if you choose to see it that way. I like Mondays. OK, so its the day that's furthest away from the weekend, so that kinda sucks, but I don't live only for the weekend anymore, so it doesn't really matter that much. Any day can be as good as the best weekend ever if you just choose to see it that way. Believe a little. Make it magical yourself.

And the same goes for anything in life. Who the fuck told you that everything is decided already anyway? Someone smart once said "There is no truth, there is only perception". You decide how your Monday is going to be. No one else can tell you anything different. And if there are people in your life that actually tells you which kind of Monday you're having, then you can decide not to be around this person instead.  Problem solved, because I'm a fucking problem solver.

Anyways, my point being that you can have a Magic Monday if you want to. You can have Magic all the time, if you just want to. Choose to see the world as magic and it will be that, if only just for you.

Everything is Magic, especially pizza.